When I was little I used to color in the dinosaurs on the inside covers of every bible I could find. I figured there was artwork in all the books, magazines and even on the bible, I should do my own. I developed a pretty good talent as a sketch artist during meetings. As time wore on, I would make fun of the elders' hairstyles, or rather the lack of any style. Then my knock-out gorgeous sister would reel in a new convert by telling them that they could only date her if they were jw's. So these poor saps were led to the slaughter by her good looks. Not even my incessent mocking could tear them away. During meetings, I would grab my sissy's book and draw a picture of her boyfriend and have the latest boyfriend in any set of dire circumstances. The funniest one came when I drew a picture of her boyfriend Robert. I never liked this creepy little turd so I called him FAGGY. * (I was only 16 and meant no offense to gays. I could have called him satan and it would have been offensive to the devil!!) Anyways, I drew this caricature of this gargoyle with a dildo in his ass and lipstick and wrote underneath it, "My Faggy" as if Sissy had drawn this abomination! Then I replaced her book under her seat and waited for the fun to start. About the 2nd page into the study the whole hall heard this girlish shriek...."EEEhhhh" not her....HIM! He hollered at her, you call me FAGGY TOO!!???
I got up and ran away, since I could feel that hot Elbow of Death on its way! Laughing all the way outside as I heard everyone crack up! HA HA HA HA HA
Fun times!